From Music Café

Left Handed

I wish I was left handed
'Cause I'm running around with two left hands
I can't do nothing right
'Cause I’m not a left handed man

I wish I was left handed 
'Cause I'm running around on two left feet
I just go around in circles
I can't even get across the street

I can't buy one pair of gloves 
I have to buy them in two's
I've got a box full of right ones 
And the same thing goes for shoes