Music Café

They hire musicians for all the positions 
Down at the MUSIC CAFÉ

Music careers go up and down
But you'll always find musicians
Hanging around

The waiter is a tenor 
The hostess a soprano
The dishwasher's a drummer 
And the chef plays piano

They hire musicians for all the positions
Down at the MUSIC CAFÉ

My buddy leads the best band in town
People flock to see him for miles around
At 2 AM he leaves them shouting for more 
He's got to clean the ovens and mop the floor

'Cause it's two steps away from the street
And music don't make ends meet
And he's got to work because he's got to eat
Down at the MUSIC CAFÉ

He's got to get down
He's got to get down to the music
He's got to get down to the MUSIC CAFÉ

He's got to mop the floor
Clean the ovens
Take out the garbage
Polish the brass rail
Vacuum the curtains
Clean out the grease trap
Sanitize the bathrooms
Scrub the toilets
Remove graffiti
Pick up cigarette butts
Sweep the parking lot
Clean the dumpster
Scrape gum from under the tables
Recycle the beer bottles
Paint the bathroom stalls
Repair chipped porcelain fixtures
Fill the ketchup bottles
Re-bait the rodent traps
Apply insecticide where needed
Fumigate the coatroom
Check inventory for food spoilage
Deodorize the seat-cushions
De-grease kitchen exhaust filters
Replace urinal deodorant cakes
Employees must wash hands before returning to work
At the MUSIC CAFÉ