From Music Café

Pulling My Chain

Record executive called me said he liked my sound 
Wanted to distribute my records all around 
Said I was destined for fortune and fame
But he was just 
Pulling my chain

Pulling my chain, pulling my chain
Pulling my chain, pulling my chain
Why I'm always left singing 
The same refrain
Pulling my chain, pulling my chain

I was in the bathroom trying to make an old toilet flush
The cops broke down the door and in they rushed
They said "what are you doing, snorting cocaine?"
I said "hell no I'm just pulling the chain"

A woman took me out just last week
She was rich, pretty, young and sweet
She bought me drinks all night so I couldn't complain
When I woke up she was pulling my chain

I have a dog that wants to bite all the time
Yesterday he bit a cousin of mine
While my poor cousin was screaming in pain
I was busy pulling the chain

Samson lost his strength when Delilah cut his hair
They tossed him in a dungeon and kept him there
But a good man cannot be contained
The place came down when he pulled on his chain