From Music Café

Santa Whatcha Doing?

They tell me Santa's
A jolly old man
But I saw him throwing up
In a garbage can

Santa whatcha doing
With that bottle
I thought you were supposed to be
A good role model

Santa's in the police car 
Wearing handcuffs
They caught him with a bag
Of other peoples stuff

He walks around town 
Carrying a sack
I saw him in the alley 
He was smoking crack

They took him to court
Nobody thought he could lose
Santa pleaded guilty 
It was on the evening news

Santa whatcha doing
With that bottle
I thought you're supposed to be
A good role model